Specification Brand : Fun Products BulletPoint1 : FILLS A NEED: Not having a bottle opener at a bachelor party, bachelorette party or family barbeque can leave you feeling empty inside. Our penis bottle opener fills that void. BulletPoint2 : IT’S OBSCENE: You’re not wrong, it is obscene… Obscenely good at removing bottle caps! Just grab the 8 inch handle and you’ll have more than enough leverage to open any beverage. BulletPoint3 : EYE-WATERING PLEASURE: If you give the gift of our penis bottle opener there won’t be a dry eye at grandma’s birthday party. BulletPoint4 : THE BEST KIND OF WOOD: Harking back to an era that preferred the smooth, steady hand of a professional, the entire shaft of our 8 inch long penis bottle opener was lovingly hand-carved from wood in Bali. BulletPoint5 : ROCK SOLID GUARANTEE: If our penis bottle opener leaves you feeling anything but 100% completely satisfied, let us know and we’ll make it right. That’s wood you can count on. Color : Wood ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier1 : 646437721103 ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier2 : 0646437721103 ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier3 : 00851287004546 FinishType : Unpolished GpsrSafetyAttestation : 1 ItemDisplayDimensions_Height : 1.7 inches ItemDisplayDimensions_Width : 1.33 inches ItemDisplayWeight : 0.02 pounds ItemForm : dinosaur-shaped ItemName : Fun Product's Hand-Carved Wooden Penis Bottle Opener (Pink Brown) - Perfect Novelty Gift for Parties and Birthdays ItemPackageDimensions_Height : 20.32 centimeters ItemPackageDimensions_Length : 4.064 centimeters ItemPackageDimensions_Width : 4.572 centimeters ItemPackageQuantity : 1 ItemTypeKeyword : bottle-openers Manufacturer : KaGrbves Material : Wood Material1 : Polypropylene Material2 : Stainless Steel ModelName : Ergo Chef ModelNumber : ER67 NumberOfItems : 30 PartNumber : 1203 ProductDescription : Have you ever wanted to give a gift that can open bottles but is also shaped like a penis? Then you, my friend, have come to the right place... Say ‘well hello there’ to Fun Product’s Hand-Carved Wooden Penis Bottle Opener! Unlike ordinary bottle openers that aren’t shaped like a penis, this penis shaped bottle opener IS shaped like a penis! And an 8 inch long one at that. So what does that mean for you? That means you can walk into any birthday party, bachelorette party, bachelor party, retirement party, holiday party, or family barbeque and give the gift of a bottle opener shaped like a large penis! Close your eyes right this second and imagine that. Imagine the gasp as your bff unwraps it… as your co-worker brandishes his to the entire office… as your grandfather puts all 5 fingers firmly around it and opens that first cold beer... That’s the gasp only an 8 inch Fun Product’s hand-carved wooden penis bottle opener can give. ProductSiteLaunchDate : 2018-11-29T08:00:00.000Z RecommendedUsesForProduct : Party favors or gifts at themed events, specifically dinosaur-themed parties, baby showers, weddings, and bridal showers Size : OneSize Style : Replacement Cartridge SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation : not_applicable UnitCount : 1 UnspscCode : 52151600