Specification AgeRangeDescription : 210 AnimalTheme : Sloth Brand : Gears Out BulletPoint1 : NOW WITH FART ON DEMAND TECHNOLOGY - Loving life in the slow lane Moochie has successfully realized his ultimate dream – working hard at doing nothing all day long. As long as he has a beer and a smoke, he’s totally blissed out on letting life roll right on by. BulletPoint2 : MOOCHIE: SUPER SECRET HERO TO THE EVERYMAN – Deep down, this lovable rogue is the envy of all the stressed-out, fed up runners in today’s rat race. He could have it all, he just simply doesn’t care to try that hard. Ever. BulletPoint3 : NOTHING BUT TIME TO BURN – Moochie’s commitment to underachieving affords him an endless supply of time to devote to his hobbies: binge-watching TV, trolling corporate social media profiles, and mastering the art of competitive napping - all without putting down his trusty bottle. BulletPoint4 : ALL THE SLOTH LIFE ESSENTIALS – Moochie has everything he needs to maintain his stationary lifestyle. His soft, plush beer and smoke are attached to his paws with Velcro, so he never has to leave the couch. He rocks a white tank top and zero pants, because he once heard to dress for the job you want, not the job you have, and he’s not about to take any chances. BulletPoint5 : CUSTOMIZE YOUR MOOCHIE: Every Moochie the Slacker Sloth includes a customizable gift tag with slots to fill in your lazy sloth’s given and sloth names to add a personal touch to your favorite unsung hero. BulletPoint6 : UPDATED AND RUBBER WHOOPEE CUSHION - We hear your comments and made improvements, this prank kit now includes the updated and improved 8 inch rubber Whoopee Cushion. MAKES A LOUD POOT SOUND. Let 'em rip! Longer lasting fun! Collection : Moochie the Slacker Sloth Color : Dark Color CpsiaCautionaryStatement : no_warning_applicable CustomerPackageType : FFP Edition : Gold Foil Black 1st Edition EducationalObjective : Not available EducationalObjective1 : play EducationalObjective2 : Game ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier : 00850030272614 ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier1 : 653801773293 ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier2 : 0653801773293 Genre : Divination GpsrSafetyAttestation : 1 Hazmat1 : MANUAL GROUNDING Hazmat10 : DE_NoAir Hazmat11 : EG_NoAir Hazmat12 : ES_NoAir Hazmat13 : FR_NoAir Hazmat14 : GB_NoAir Hazmat15 : IN_NoAir Hazmat16 : IT_NoAir Hazmat17 : JP_NoAir Hazmat18 : MX_NoAir Hazmat19 : NL_NoAir Hazmat2 : UN9999 Hazmat20 : PL_NoAir Hazmat21 : SA_NoAir Hazmat22 : SE_NoAir Hazmat23 : SG_NoAir Hazmat24 : TR_NoAir Hazmat25 : US_NoAir Hazmat26 : ZA_NoAir Hazmat3 : 3 Hazmat4 : AE_NoAir Hazmat5 : AU_NoAir Hazmat6 : BE_NoAir Hazmat7 : BR_NoAir Hazmat8 : CA_NoAir Hazmat9 : CN_NoAir IncludedComponents : Prank kit,Whoopie Cushion,Fake snake,shocking pen,shocking gum,fake bugs,nail in the finger prank,fake poop,Chinese finger trap,movie prop retractable dagger,Prank lotto Tickets,Sling shot chicken,Fly In Ice cube,Prank parking tickets,fake 100 bills,whoopee cushion ItemName : Gears Out Moochie The Farting Slacker Sloth - 32cm Lazy Sloth Plush - Stuffed Animals for Adults - Squeeze His Foot and He Farts on Demand - Sloth Gifts Stuffed Sloth Toy Life in The Slow Lane ItemPackageDimensions_Height : 32.512 centimeters ItemPackageDimensions_Length : 12.7 centimeters ItemPackageDimensions_Width : 21.844 centimeters ItemPackageQuantity : 1 ItemTypeKeyword : gag-and-practical-joke-toys ItemTypeName : card game Language : english Manufacturer : Gears Out ManufacturerMaximumAge : 864 ManufacturerMinimumAge : 196 Material : Plush ModelName : Animal Plush ModelNumber : snake-01 NumberOfBoxes : 1 NumberOfItems : 1 NumberOfPieces : 1 NumberOfPlayers : 1 OperationMode : Manual PartNumber : unknown PlayActivityLocation : floor PowerSourceType : battery ProductDescription : Farting Moochie The Slacker Sloth
Ambition. Dreams. Passion. Desire to wear pants.
Moochie The Slacker Sloth lacks all of these qualities, and is totally mellow with it. In fact, he prefers his carefree days … and nights … on the couch.
But…
Moochie’s story didn’t start out this way.
Once upon time, Moochie was a bright-eyed optimist, with hopes and dreams of success and world domination. The car. The house. The job. He could have had it all…
Then, adulthood happened. After a couple years of carpool lanes, interoffice memos, and college loans, he realized that being a grownup blows. So, he devised a plan…
To do absolutely zilch. There’s nothing that makes him happier than lounging on the couch all day, watching the clock tick by while everyone else suffers the daily grind. Life in the slow lane is Moochie’s greatest success, and he relishes every last moment of an existence with zero expectations.
Now, Moochie is the unsung hero of every adult who’s had enough of the rat race, but lacks the level of commitment it takes to truly let life roll by.
Living the Dream for You
Moochie the Slacker Sloth is a soft, cuddly, plush sloth who embodies the guilt-free, sedentary lifestyle we all secretly dream of at some point in our life … or day. He’s happiest on the couch, but you can take him anywhere you need someone to do some hardcore chilling for you. He won’t mind, because as long as he has his plush beer and smoke in hand, he’s more than happy to roll with anything, totally stress-free.
Includes: Stuffed Animal, Detachable Beer Bottle, Detachable Smoke, and Gift Tag ProductSiteLaunchDate : 2017-09-29T00:04:29.535Z Size : 0.87 Inch SpecificUsesForProduct : Novelty Style : Modern SubBrand : Hsxfl SubjectCharacter : Moochie SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation : not_applicable TargetAudienceKeyword : unisex-children TargetAudienceKeyword1 : unisex adult TargetAudienceKeyword2 : men TargetAudienceKeyword3 : women TargetGender : unisex Theme : Novelty ToyFigureType : stuffed_toy UnitCount : 1 UnspscCode : 60141000