Specification Brand : Pretty Inappropriate BulletPoint1 : Funny & Practical – This orange and black 25-foot stainless steel retractable tape measure combines functionality with humor, making it a great tool for any handyman. BulletPoint2 : Bold & Funny Engraving – Features a securely attached engraved wooden plate with the saying: "I Can Fix Anything Except Stupid", ensuring a good laugh every time it’s used. BulletPoint3 : Built for Everyday Use – Designed with a smooth sliding lock, a sturdy belt clip, and easy-to-read markings, making it a Practical Gift Idea that’s as reliable as it is funny. BulletPoint4 : Great for Any Occasion – A perfect Cool Birthday Gift Dad, Funny Dad Presents for Fathers Day, or a Gag Gift Funny Adult Women who enjoy a little sarcasm. BulletPoint5 : Gift-Ready Presentation – Comes in a satin-lined gift box, making it a hassle-free, Funny Useful Gift for Men that’s ready to give. BulletPoint6 : Perfect for Handymen & DIYers – Whether he’s a pro with tools or just loves a good joke, this Fix Anything Except Stupid Tape Measure is a must-have for any toolbox. BulletPoint7 : A Fun Gift for Anyone – Ideal as a Gift for Brother, Funny Gifts for Son, or a Handyman Gift for anyone who enjoys working on projects with a side of humor. Color : Orange Black ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier1 : 0792483775970 ExternallyAssignedProductIdentifier2 : 792483775970 GpsrSafetyAttestation : 1 IncludedComponents : Tape Meausure, gift box ItemName : Funny Useful Gifts for Men, Practical Gift Ideas, Cool Stuff for Men, Cool Birthday Gift Dad, Gag Gift Funny Adult Women, Funny Dad Presents for Fathers Day, Fix Anything Except Stupid Tape Measure ItemPackageDimensions_Height : 2 inches ItemPackageDimensions_Length : 4 inches ItemPackageDimensions_Width : 4 inches ItemTypeKeyword : tape-measures LockType : Slide Manufacturer : FAES50 MeasurementAccuracy : 1/32 inch NumberOfItems : 1 PartNumber : FAES933 ProductDescription : For the handyman with a sense of humor, this orange and black 25-foot stainless steel retractable tape measure is the perfect mix of practicality and comedy. Featuring an engraved wooden plate that boldly states: "I Can Fix Anything Except Stupid", this tape measure is sure to get a laugh every time it’s used. Whether for work, DIY projects, or just measuring how much patience he has left, this tool is a Funny Useful Gift for Men that will always come in handy. Built for durability, it includes a smooth sliding lock, a sturdy belt clip, and easy-to-read markings, making it a Practical Gift Idea that’s as functional as it is hilarious. If you're looking for Cool Stuff for Men, this tape measure is a guaranteed winner for guys who love tools and good-natured jokes. Perfectly packaged in a satin-lined gift box, it makes an excellent Cool Birthday Gift Dad, Funny Dad Presents for Fathers Day, or even a hilarious Gag Gift Funny Adult Women who appreciate a little sarcasm. It’s also a fantastic Gift for Brother, Funny Gifts for Son, or a must-have Handyman Gift for anyone who knows their way around a toolbox. The Fix Anything Except Stupid Tape Measure is the ultimate blend of humor and usefulness! ProductSiteLaunchDate : 2025-04-07T07:00:00.000Z Size : 7.6 m SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation : not_applicable SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation1 : not_applicable SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation2 : not_applicable SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation3 : not_applicable SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation4 : not_applicable SupplierDeclaredDgHzRegulation5 : not_applicable SupplierDeclaredHasProductIdentifierExemption : 1 UnspscCode : 27110000